Lyle Croc O' Guile, like many of his kind, has a cannibalistic streak. But in an unusual twist, he tends to take bites out of himself. Of course, he never admits HE'S the one doing all the damage. He prefers to sob, squeal and moan, fabricating a laundry list of misfortunes that have caused his terrible agonies. Who will he blame next? Probably you.
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