To satisfy the celebrity/reality TV star/girl about town appetite for increasingly tiny dogs that can be carried about in ridiculously expensive designer handbags, I have created the Nano Chihuahua™. The Nano Chihuahua™ is so tiny he can fit inside a standard thimble and requires only one morsel of dog food a week.
I aim to further my genetic experiment and eventually create a dog so small that it's owner can buy two and wear them as ear-rings. The perfect accessory!
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