No one knows his real name. Tim is just convenient. He's the guy that's always in the break room with a half-empty pot of coffee, staring at you, the one who always goes out of the bathroom as you're coming in. You know that weird sensation you get, like you're being watched? Chances are it's not your boss, but Tim. He's the kind of guy you never talk to because you're afraid he'll follow you home and eat you. And seriously, what's up with the blue shoes he's worn every day for the last five years?...
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