To the amazement of shoppers, the BIGGG Green Face suddenly manifested in the carpark of the Leeds branch of Asda. The sudden appearance of the face right in the manager's parking space crushed his BMW flat and also badly injured a local naer-do-well who was trying to break into it at the time. The face has been there for five years now, silent as the grave, at first people were curious but he has now just become part of the scenery. Unable to move the face by any means, the manager's discovery that it likes to eat rubbish has meant the face has been able to earn it's keep as a sort of giant novelty dustbin.
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