The Blue-Bellied Springtoe, also known as the Complainer Bird, is the most annoying and hopeless bird in the world. The nick name given to it speaks for itself; instead of delivering soft, delightful sounds, THIS bird squacks and nags about very possible thing imaginable. From appropriate silverware to the way someone's eyebrows are combed, the Complainer bird covers it all with a hundred complaints each subject. You'll usually find this fiend lurking around the water cooler complaining about how tough his job is.
Very few of these birds exist today because of the many Complainer Bird Cook Books that have been published. Suprisingly, the Springtoe's plump, meaty body is perfect for many tasty recipies.
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