Faceflakes: Paralysed in rigid, monotonous symmetry This meteorological anomaly is the rarest of all, even more elusive than the beautiful nighttime rainbow. For many It is the most dreaded of weather forcasts. These tiny creatures are infinitely diverse in both appearance and personality. To be caught in an unexpected downpour of faceflakes would give you a very bad rash indeed and prolonged exposure would certainly result in a hospital visit..or even worse. for although there are the loving and cute variety, there are also the vicious, the acidic, the insane and of course the meateaters. Due to the precious nature of these creatures, faceflake collecting tends to be a highly lucrative albeit unpredictable and dangerous profession.
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