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| Moji Family | vampire |
| Name | vampi claus |
| Birthday | undead don't celebrate... |
| Hometown | north pole and translevania, romania during the summer... |
| Likes | biting naughty children, chocolate cherry coffee, mrs claus, and the such... |
| Dis-likes | sun, garlic cookies, holy milk, wooden stakes, and the such... |
| Super Powers | flight, vampire bite, super senses, transformation, hypnotic stare... |
| Personality |
warning!!
not for the faint of heart, or the true believers in santa claus:
the truth behind santa claus! why does he drive that slay in the night? why doesn't he hand out presents to all the good girls and boys while the sun is still up?? every year, kids dream of meeting the elf behind the reindeer... however, if they knew the truth, they'd never write another wish list to him again... the truth behind santa is as follows:
1) he drives his slay at night, because the sun is the bane to his undead existence!
2) look to answer 1) for the answer to 2)!
coal for naughty boys and girls? i think not! more like bites upon their sleeping necks, turning them into an army of undead toymakers!?! so beware one-and-all, if santa's got you on his naughty list, you'll never be seen again come christmas eve! mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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| Category | monster/other |
| Design Style | design/cartoon |
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