Uber Hat Mench is an overly enthusiastic waddling bigot that stands at a meager 4 foot tall, he compensates by wearing a big ol' hat.
He hangs around busstops and tries to engage strangers in unwanted conversations about immigration and what he calls 'the loony left'.
He listens to UB40 and Sade without a hint of irony.
In general things haven't panned out the way he thought they would...
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