Remember Care Bears? Man, forget them. Rainbow Love Weasel doesn't need no Care Bear Stare or happy face belly to advertise how much he cares. Here's the deal with Care Bears... they got successful, it went to their heads, they went corporate, some of them dropped out and got wasted on honey, and they're all fat and washed up now. The stare's just special effects made in a studio. Sure, they do a comeback tour once in a while, but they're only in it for money and riding in stretch cloud cars. They never were rock & roll, anyways- they just told you to love everybody, but they love Bush too, and they play golf with military contracters. Now, take Rainbow Love Weasel. He's a warrior, and he's the real deal. He rocks out with hugs, but if you're full of hate, if you're on the Man's side, you better watch out, he'll devastate you with rainbow vengeance. He's out there working hard every day, forget the money, he does it for love. He's not going to stop until the love revolution comes.
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