[don] oh for gods sake, we're already 40 minutes late. I've half a mind to turn around and go back home.
[doreen] thats no surprise, i know you don't like my friends.
[don] i thought you didn't either, seeing how long it took you to get ready.
[doreen] oh! that old argument again, next you'll be saying i have too many shoes.
[don] don't get me started on your bloody shoes, you cant even WEAR them.
[doreen] well if you had looked at the map while i got ready instead of watching tv, we wouldn't be lost now.
[don] we're only lost because your brain can't comprehend a simple map!
[doreen] we don't have brains don! we have a rudimentary nervous system that responds to certain stimuli
[don] well it doesn't work very well, i don't know what stimuli made me ever want to marry you!
[doreen] sniff, so you got me crying now, is that what you wanted? you emotionally handicapped jerk!
[don] whatever, you over-sensitive chore of a prissy cow.
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