It is a well known FACT that large populations of frogs, when not carefully controlled, can have large environmental impacts such as deforestation, food-chain imbalance, coral bleaching, and in extreme cases: mass hysteria, oceans boiling away into space, and the destruction of the entire universe. The EcoFriendly FrogMortar prevents these inconveniences by basically hunting them down and humanely blasting them for miles in all directions. Overzealous FrogmortarBots have even been known to blast frogs into low orbit, where they have occasionally formed bizarre frog corpse asteroids. Indeed, a single one of these robots was indirectly responsible for the Great Messy FrogComet of 1674. Some frogs actually survive the whole process, and it has recently been discovered that many frogs are now using the MortarBots as an easy form of transportation to go visit relations overseas.
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