This hideous abomination is the very improbable result of an equally improbable scientific experiment gone fantastically wrong. Not much is known about the experiment, but it is fair to say that any endeavor involving an ungulate, a pretty standard domestic toaster, and whats looks to have been fairly large examples of a crustacean and a cephalopod isn't going to end well. The scientists at the center of the matter are on the record as saying the experiment was an unexpected, massive failure. They are however, very tight lipped about two things: 1) just what the heck were they trying to do in the first place? and 2) what happened to the rest of the camel, crab, and octopus? this second question has led most people to the belief that somewhere out there, is frankly, a much much more hideous Frankenbot.
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