The HeftyBot Hijackers have been the thorn in the side of HeftyBot ranchers for decades now. HeftyBots are reared and prized for their attractive striped underbellies, which are currently the floor covering of choice for BOTswana's social elite. The HeftyBot Hijacker's M.O is always the same: Sneak into the ranch making an awful racket under the cover of daylight. They then shake their weapons at whatever is around (ranchers, squirrels, trees, whatever), jump on the nearest HeftyBot, then ride off shouting what sounds like "PUMPKINS!", but is thought by experts to be a primitive dialect, possibly meaning "w00t we stole your HeftyBot! Cop it!!" Their hideout has never been found, and no-one as yet knows what they do with all the HeftyBots they steal.
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