The legendary and somewhat misunderstood YikeTribe's basic story is as follows: Every year, young males become adults in a ceremony known as "The Oldening". At the end of this lavish ceremony, the chief of the tribe bestows an eternal duty on each of the newly "Oldened". The tribesman pictured here, also known by his spiritual name - Paul - unfortunately slept in on the day of the ceremony, and by the time he had a quick shave and got to the ceremony, all the cool, sexy duties were already allocated. In fact, the chief was just about to get into the bath before going to a rave, so bestowed upon him the first duty that sprang to mind. While Paul's friends became "Defenders of Justiceness", and "BloodyHellanAstronaut!'s, Paul became the YikeHiker; to forevermore roam and ramble through the world, occasionally kicking the odd tree-dwelling mammal silly enough to come within a legs-length of him. Apparently the chief was bitten by a squirrel once or something.
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