Poor Vimpy simply cannot bring himself to drink the blood of the living or of the dead for that matter. The sight of blood makes him all woozy until he passes out, so he tries to satisfy himself with the consumption of jelly doughnuts. He absolutely dreads turning into a bat and flying, because it makes him motion sick. All the other vampires generally ostracize Vimpy, call him names and bring him in contact with blood for their perverse amusement.
Vampires may be stronger than a cornered silverback in heat, but they are usually stupid, lazy creatures that enjoy sleeping all day long. Extremely self-centered, they care for little else, but their next victim, lookin' half sharp and a good day’s sleep. Vimpy pretty much fits in this classification, but he’s a big wussy. After sleeping all day, he likes to numb his brain with TV and wave after wave of sugar rush. He never feels very well.
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