As wood chucks go, he is pretty friendly for a guy that spends his day trying not to get his head blown off by farmer Leroy. He digs his holes and steals beans and corn from the fields. He recently joined an anti-NRA club and participated in a million wood chuck scurry. Sadly the NRA heard about the march ahead of time and many were slaughtered in the massacre. The NRA had no comment when we contacted them.
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