.oO MIK Oo.
Mik is an easy going guy, he doesnt want much from life and prefers to chill at home listening to jazz.
One day Mik turned on the Television and watched a show about blind people. As it turns out blind people can hear much much better than people that can see
this excited Mik
on a rainy sunday morning Mik grabbed a big spoon and scooped his eyes out
that's how much Mik loves jazz.
from this point Mik just sat around his apartment listening to jazz
this went on for months
but then on a morning Mik recieved a package in the mail, when he opened it up he felt that it was some sort of suit, he put it on and decided that it was mighty comfortable.
.oO MAK Oo.
Mak is a wild cat. He lives from day to day and loves a good party. Catnip and Heroine were enjoyed on a daily basis. Mak was a legend in the Hiphop scene, there was no one who could match his skills on the turntables.
this fame resulted in catnip abuse and unsave sex with loads of pussies
On a rainy sunday morning Mak learned that he had Cat-AIDS, Mak couldnt handle this sort of stuff and took an overdose of catnip.
Mak's soul went straight to cat-hell... his body remained
Mak didnt want to be dead though... and tried talking to Death about it.
Death was a pretty big fan of Mak's turntable skills, and although he didnt show it he was pretty upset that, now with Mak being dead and all, there would be no more wicked parties.
Death tried everything in his power to help Mak, but as you all know Death is just an employee for God and Devil. These guys have the real power...
Since Mak's soul was in Cat-hell Death needed to speak to Devil. the thing was that Devil was enjoying a long well deserved vacation in Luxemburg and he didnt want to be disturbed.
Then Death suddenly had an idea.
What if he took the empty shell that was once Mak and put it around some lost soul, Mak could do his thing again! and Death could go all out on wicked parties again... bo selecta
Death went through his archive and found the file of Mik, the perfect candidate! this guy never did anything anyway so it would be a nice change!
Death took a big envelope and put what remained of Mak in it and sent it out.
the rest is history
I swear... it's a true story!
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